2015 – Alaine Hunks

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Hunks Leads Horks

Alaine Hunks cemented the Horks place as one of the greatest teams ever in the Johnny Woodpecker Memorial Golf Classic when he became the third straight singles champion and led them to a triple double, surpassing the achievements of the Magpie Blackwash of the early 2000s.

Hunks led from the start to finish over the Magpie’s new signing David Simon to comfortably win by 5 shots after a see-saw afternoon that saw the tournament lead change on more than seven separate occassions.


Horks captain Cristal Wagstaff was naturally delighted with the performance of the team: “It’s a true reflection of the leadership strength and depth that we now have in the Horks. We’re not a one trick pony and we have now elevated ourselves to true legend status!”

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2015 Scorecard

Pos Player HC Team RND 1 ST RND 2 ST +/- F
1 Alaine Hunks 36 Horks 106 39 112 32 +2 71
2 Simon Schteemin 27 Magpies 98 37 107 28 +7 65
3= Craig Sudoku 19 Magpies 95 32 97 32 +10 64
3= Mark Gemstone 22 Magpies 104 26 92 38 +8 64
5= Don Sure 27 Falcons 101 34 107 29 +10 63
5= Dave Wayward 24 Falcons 103 29 98 34 +9 63
7= Nude Vaginor 36 Magpies 111 33 116 29 +11 62
7= Mick Nillichip 33 Swans 106 36 116 26 +12 62
9 Simon Chur 25 Magpies 101 32 106 29 +13 61
10 Yawn Morsely 17 Swans 95 31 96 29 +13 60
11= Myke Bollok 23 Horks 103 28 101 31 +14 59
11= Mr Burguezz 32 Magpies 111 29 110 30 +13 59
11= Peta Hunt 9 Falcons 91 26 84 33 +13 59
14= Frazr Poland 27 Horks 101 34 111 24 +14 58
14= Larry Bonding 23 Horks 102 32 105 26 +17 58
16= Cristal Wagstaff 17 Horks 94 31 102 26 +18 57
16= Juan Stoked 32 Falcons 106 34 118 23 +16 57
18= Danny Smurfette 29 Swans 106 31 122 19 +26 50
18= Dr Zooce 25 Falcons 105 28 113 22 +24 50
18= Dean Brownarse 26 Swans 116 20 104 30 +24 50
21 Fabio Rossini 19 Falcons 98 29 109 19 +25 48
22 Henry Gate 18 Horks 98 28 108 19 +26 47
23 Darren Stalone 33 Magpies 115 27 122 19 +27 46
24 Deane Sure 25 Swans 123 14 106 28 +35 42
25= Jon Jon Waveless 31 Swans 120 22 124 17 +38 39
25= Drewe Meetz 25 Falcons 115 19 115 20 +36 39
27 Spruce Lawn 36 Horks 119 26 136 11 +39 37
28 Matt Whiteman 24 Swans 116 23 122 14 +46 37