Fiji 2017 – Falcons

Juan Stoked, otherwise known as The Baron, created history in Denarau, Fiji when he became the first Falcon captain since Fraser Moors to win the team’s event.

“The pressure on me was immense! I knew all that was required to win the Kauri for the first time was to tell the lads not to play any golf beforehand and stick to surfing. “

A Gift from The Gods?

Rumours former Magpie captain Simon Schteemin appeared to gift the Falcons the victory with generous pairings of Falcons against lower-ranked Magpies on day one have since proved to be false. Several high-ranking Magpie players investigated his sudden move to the Swans after confirming the night before the tournament that he was going to go back to the Magpiesbe a Swango back to the Magpiesbe a Swango back to the Magpiesbe a Swan,go back to the Magpies, be a Swan.

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Simon was rumoured to have said after the tournament that he hoped Fraser would stop “visiting him in his sleep“.

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Day 1 Fourballs

FalconsFabio Rossini
Drewe Meetz
SwansDeane Sure
Dean Brownarse
Falcons
MagpiesMark Gemstone
Nude Vaginor
HorksArran Hunks
Larry Bonding
Magpies
MagpiesMr Burguezz
Craig Sudoku
HorksMyke Bollok
Spruce Lawn
Horks
SwansYawn Morsely
Dan Murfitt
FalconsDave Wayward
Dr Zooce
Swans
SwansMick Nillichip
Jon Jon Waveless
HorksFrazr Poland
Steve McSofty
Swans
FalconsDon Sure
Matt Whiteman
MagpiesSimon Chur
Darren Stalone
Falcons

Day 2 Fourballs

HorksSpruce LawnMagpiesMark GemstoneMagpies
FalconsDr ZooceHorksMark LawlessFalcons
HorksMyke BollokMagpiesJon Jon WavelessHorks
FalconsFabio RossiniMagpiesSimon ChurMagpies
SwansDan MurfittFalconsJuan StokedSwans
SwansYawn MorselyFalconsDon ShawFalcons

Scorecard

TeamDay 1Day 2Total
Falcons64.510.5
Magpies268.0
Horks437.0
Swans42.56.5