Long Strokes, otherwise known as The Baron, created history in Denarau, Fiji when he became the first Falcon captain since Fraser Moors to win the team’s event.
“The pressure on me was immense! I knew all that was required to win the Kauri for the first time was to tell the lads not to play any golf beforehand and stick to surfing. “
A Gift from The Gods?
Rumours former Magpie captain Simon Schteemin appeared to gift the Falcons the victory with generous pairings of Falcons against lower-ranked Magpies on day one have since proved to be false. Several high-ranking Magpie players investigated his sudden move to the Swans after confirming the night before the tournament that he was going to go back to the Magpies, be a Swan, go back to the Magpies, be a Swan, go back to the Magpies, be a Swan,go back to the Magpies, be a Swan.
Simon was rumoured to have said after the tournament that he hoped Fraser would stop “visiting him in his sleep“.
Day 1 Fourballs
 | Fabio Rossini Drewes Clues |  | Deane Sure Dean Brownarse | Falcons |
 | Mark Gemstone Nude Major |  | Alaine Hunks Larry Bonding | Magpies |
| Sir Tim Burgess Sid | | Myke Bollok Spruce Lawn | Hawx |
| Yawn Morsely Dan Murfitt | | Dave Wayward Dr Zooce | Swans |
| Mick Nillichip Jon Jon Waveless | | Frazr Poland Steve McSofty | Swans |
| Don Sure Matt Whiteman | | Simon Chur Darren Stalone | Falcons |
Day 2 Fourballs
| Spruce Lawn | | Mark Gemstone | Magpies |
| Dr Zooce | | Mark Lawless | Falcons |
| Myke Bollok | | Jon Jon Waveless | Hawx |
| Fabio Rossini | | Simon Chur | Magpies |
| Dan Murfitt | | Long Strokes | Swans |
| Yawn Morsely | | Don Shaw | Falcons |
Scorecard
| Team | Day 1 | Day 2 | Total |
| Falcons | 6 | 4.5 | 10.5 |
| Magpies | 2 | 6 | 8.0 |
| Hawx | 4 | 3 | 7.0 |
| Swans | 4 | 2.5 | 6.5 |
