The Meaning of Bollocks
- something rubbish
- a falsehood or series of lies
- a Wagstaff scorecard
- something great
- the best possible
- testicles
- exclamation on making a error
- toe inflammation from cheap wine
- the Hawx greatest ever player
- the winner of JWMGC XIX
Myke Bollok became the third Hawx player in the past four years to win the Johnny Woodpecker Memorial trophy, confirming his place amongst legends.
The Hawx continued their rise from hillbilly Slytherins to trophy winners and Pollock did it the hard way. Not selected by his local franchise The Magpies (along with Frazr Poland) he was sent to lead the misfits and miscreants, and he did so with such aplomb that they are now one of the greatest teams in Woodpecker history.
