2022 – Juan Stoked

Stoked Dabs his way to victory

Juan I love how you have broken the mould and now anyone can be a double champ. I can’t believe it was you. I expected that it would be me or Barry or Weak or someone with talent. Certainly not you. A person with no talent!

Yawn Morsely

Starting scores of 6,7,7,7,6 were the undoing of day one leader Mr Burguezz, as Juan Stoked flew out of the blocks with three pars and a birdie and was tied for the lead after only six holes (something that our new live scoring will highlight). 

He got there thanks to stealing a golf cart and a “dab every third hole” strategy that ensured that his (and playing partner Bonding’s) faces remained moist and sweaty with pupil’s fully focussed on the job at hand – finding their tee-offs and remembering their golf ball name and number.

Player St 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
Stoked 36 40 44 44 47 52 55 57 58 61 65 69 73 74 74 77 80 83 85
Burgled 45 47 48 49 50 52 55 58 61 64 67 70 72 75 77 79 81 82 84
Stalone 43 45 49 49 49 50 53 55 56 58 60 64 67 68 72 74 74 76 77
Meetz 41 44 47 47 47 50 50 50 51 53 55 58 61 62 63 63 63 64 65
Nillichip 37 38 41 42 45 48 49 49 53 54 59 60 62 65 69 71 73 74 76

More to come …