A golf course is merely land being primed for high end residential real estate and a lifestyle investment for the mega wealthy (or soon to be mega wealthy). Everyone knows that to be successful in life you have to have bigger and better things than everyone else and your house is certainly no exception.
Teaching the Sytherins how to manage wealth has been an exercise in frustration. Bloody hillbillies wouldn’t know an investment property from a Makara whore house.
Now what was it I am supposed to do?
Can’t seem to get a silly song out my head.
Everybody sing along – to the tune of Alouette, gentille alouette:
Five Swans drowning
Drowning in the golf.
Five Swans drowning
Drowning in the golf.
Five Swans drowning
Drowning in the golf.
And if I sort my shiiiiit
And look to add three more.
There’ll be a full team of Swannies
Coming dead last in the golf.