There is no i in team. There is an i in vagina.

2025 Sir Tim Burgess
Sir Tim Burgess has become a better golfer and won in style taking Sir Peter's status off him in the process.

2024 Steve McSofty
Steve McSofty bounced back in impressive fashion after being kicked out of his motel room by the Sytherins.

2023 Nude Major
He iti hau marangai e tū te pāhokahoka - Just like a rainbow after the storm, success follows failure.

2021 Darren Stalone
Darren Stallone finally showed his true burglar potential with a comfortable win in Martinborough.

2020 Mark Gemstone
Gemstone finally achieved champion status after what seems like a decade of chances that were at his mercy.

2019 Long Strokes
Long Strokes became the 21st different player to win holding off Magpie captain and favourite Mark Gemstone by one stroke.

2018 Don Sure
It was only a matter of time before Don won, after watching 352,000 golf coaching videos on YouTube.

2017 Myke Bollok
Myke Bollok became the third Hawx in the past four years to win the trophy, confirming his place amongst legends.

2016 Simon Schteemin
Trumpmain Leads Blackwash Day 1 – Fourballs Alaine HunksFrazr Poland Drewes CluesSteve Pond Pita HuntDave Wayward Simon SchteeminMark Lawless Barry TraillJohn Weak ... Read more

2015 Alaine Hunks
Hunks Leads Hawx Alaine Hunks cemented the Hawx place as one of the greatest teams ever in the Johnny Woodpecker Memorial Golf Classic when he ... Read more

2014 Frazr Poland
Holland wins with day to spare And that was that. A game of two rounds. Magpies sack Malone – look to Falcons The Magpies are ... Read more

2013 Larry Bonding
Bonding leads Hawx An inspirational back nine on the final day by Hawx star Larry Bonding resulted in his continuing a remarkable tradition in the ... Read more

2012 Dave Wayward
Out of the sunshine flew the nudest Falcon to play the game, Wayward finally delivered on years of wasted efforts.

2011 Fabio Rossini
Year of The Cat After a round of golf at one of the world’s finest golf courses, there was everything still to play for with ... Read more

2010 Yawn Morsely
Such was the ease of victory for Morsely, daylight was in a clear and commanding second place.

2009 Malachy Sickman
Malachy Mivnan became the first player to win the Johnny Woodpecker Memorial Trophy on the first day after the greatest round of his life.

2007 Pita Hunt
Sun Shines on Hunt Pita Hunt experienced the best second third fourth fifth greatest day of his life as he became the 9th different player to win the Johnny Woodpecker ... Read more

2006 Dr Zooce
The Doctor Delivers In one of those extraordinary moments in sport where fate takes control Dr Zooce ghosted his way to victory in the 2006 ... Read more

2005 Dean Brownarse
Blackwell Beats the Odds Another bolter from the unglamorous end of the field has stepped up to take the one title that everyone hungers, yet ... Read more

2004 Jon Loveanich
Jon Loveanich, the mega rich Olive Oil magnatewalked away from Balmacewan Golf course a happy man.

2003 Deane Sure
Deane Sure was esctatic. On sinking the final put he punched the air and performed a wee celebratory dance.

2002 Cristal Wagstaff
With 3 holes to play Wayward, Rossini, Weak, Traill, Hunt and Wagstaff were all within a shot of the lead.

1999 Weak : 2000 Traill : 2001 Chur
I nga ra o mua, kaore he tangata e raru ki te mahi i te tuhi, ki te pupuri i te kaari kaute, ki te tango whakaahua ranei.

