There is no i in team. There is an i in vagina.
Falcons Lead Top & Bottom
Falcon Dr Zooce leads a tightly congested field as Hawx star recruit Feely shoots a personal best.
Calypso Collapso
From the highs of becoming only the second player to win twice to the lows of having to be on the lookout for cock.
Pond Betting Turns to Flood
A massive betting plunge on Steve Pond has forced the TAB to stop taking any bets on the new favourite.
Falcons Farce Fears Flourish
Friends of the Falcons say that they're farked without their high handicappers to provide burglar cover in a tight recesssion.
2023 Falcons Ahipara
Inspirational new captain Jon Jon Wavish becomes the first ever Falcon captain to win on debut.
Falcons sack SLT
Jon Jon Waveless has taken over the captaincy of the Falcons with Jake Hay moving to a talent identification role.
The Only True Kārearea
Happy and still very much in love. Swan lovers Loveanitch and Brownarse reveal their secret formula for staying fresh and gay.
Falcons Smash Salary Cap
Fabio Rossini said they were delighted to sign someone of Lawless’s calibre but said it had nothing to do with the golf.
2017 Kārearea Fiji
Long Strokes became the first Falcon captain since Fraser Moors to win the team's event.
2012 Dave Wayward
Out of the sunshine flew the nudest Falcon to play the game, Wayward finally delivered on years of wasted efforts.
Handicaps of The Woodpecker
We review the chances of each team winning the Fraser Moors Memorial trophy and highlight each teams weakness.
Organiser Solves Space Crisis
Tournament organiser Dean Brownarse answered his critics today when he managed to find alternative accommodation for the Swans.
The Greatest Team Ever?
Alaine Hunks explains the how the Hawx rallied around McSofty after he failed a drugs test (he was deemed negative).
Falcon Under Review
Like the V-neck Warriors there looks likely to be a salary (handi) cap review of the defending champion Falcons.
Bonding Sacked from Kārearea
Larry Bonding was once a glittering jewel in the Falcon's crown, nominated as their Hot Man of the Year in 2003.
Players Mourn loss of Tane Mahuta
Timber, Tane Mahuta, Moors, Moorsy, Big Red, the fountain of all knowledge, Fra - you are gone but never forgotten.
