2018 Prediction: 1st Actual: TBC 2017 Prediction: Please Actual: 1st 2015 2014 With only four players surviving the cull from the ill performing 2013 team, … Read more
The Falcons have smashed the salary cap to sign Australian based player Mark “Falcon” Lawler from The Horks. Laws, one of the best golfers on … Read more
— FALCONS SHOCKED AS THE PEOPLE SPEAK OUT — As the world takes a collective gasp of disbelief in what has happened with the rise … Read more
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New Falcons supremo Juan Stoked has masterminded a five talon plan to bring the Auckland franchise the kauri premiership it craves so desperately. The broccoli … Read more
New Falcon leader The Don has backtracked on earlier promises with the signing of star Muslim golfer Jake Hay, otherwise known as JK aka “Jackie”. … Read more