Making The Hawx® Handsome Again
Donald Trump has the saying “Making America Great Again” – now The Hawx® have copied it thanks to their new captain.
Donald Trump has the saying “Making America Great Again” – now The Hawx® have copied it thanks to their new captain.
Hawx look to local iwi and Pīwakawaka legend to bring home the Fraser Moors Memorial Trophy.
Hawx captain Alaine Hunks, known as the Mosquito has named himself Mr. Incredible, because he says he is.
Veteran Hawx Spruce Lawn has become the player to beat and the new TAB favourite to win Johnny Woodpecker XXIII.
Larry Bonding has lost anywhere between 10% and 50% of the Woodpecker Fund due to very very very poor investment decisions.
The Hawx have signed a mega five year deal with online dating service Grindr with immediate effect including replacing their brand image.