There is no i in team. There is an i in vagina.
2025 Swans Hikuai
Former powerhouse team, the Swans showed that they are back and the team to beat with a convincing victory in the rain.
2024 Swans Cambridge
Yawn Morsely confirmed his status as the greatest Swan captain ever after a dominant performance in 2024.
The Only True Falcons
Happy and still very much in love. Swan lovers Loveanitch and Brownarse reveal their secret formula for staying fresh and gay.
Handicaps of The Woodpecker
We review the chances of each team winning the Fraser Moors Memorial trophy and highlight each teams weakness.
Organiser Solves Space Crisis
Tournament organiser Dean Brownarse answered his critics today when he managed to find alternative accommodation for the Swans.
AWHC Explain 2004 Controversy
At Dunedin in 2004, the players had to vote for who they wanted to win the title after a monumental fcuk up by the Handicapping Committee.
2004 Jon Loveanich
Jon Loveanich, the mega rich Olive Oil magnatewalked away from Balmacewan Golf course a happy man.
