Falcons sign Muslim

New Falcon leader The Don has backtracked on earlier promises with the signing of star Muslim golfer Jake Hay, otherwise known as JK aka “Jackie”.

When asked why he would sign a golfer who’s best score was 127 and reputed to be the worst ever Muslim golfer, Stokes said:

“It’s not about the golf. Jafaar’s a typographer known to spend huge amount of money on fonts and I really wanted The Eagles font. He also owns more than one surfboard”