Greatest fears confirmed

2019 New Plymouth organiser Don Sure confirmed that his worst fears had materialised at the luxury Opunake lodge as the dump trucker known as the Brown Bomber had struck overnight completely blocking the feature toilet for the entire weekend.

“I knew this could happen but we haven’t seen a dump like this since Wanaka. Detective McHardy said that the origin of the bomber was believed to have been in the vicinity of Rotorua given the hint of Suplhur in the ‘Gino-dump”. Only a fiend would be able to drop a load like that.

“They’ve called in Frank from Opunake Haulage and Drain – those pipes are going to be down for some time!”