Magpies Move Goalposts
After two months of internal turmoil, former Magpie players Nude Major and Simon Chur are now on their own.
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2025 Swans Hikuai
Former powerhouse team, the Swans showed that they are back and the team to beat with a convincing victory in the rain.
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2025 Sir Tim Burgess
Sir Tim Burgess has become a better golfer and won in style taking Sir Peter’s status off him in the process.
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Worst Captains Ever
In response to multiple complaints from players (NZG players) an internal investigation has revealed the source of the corruption.
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Drewe the Blue that was Red
When Long Strokes created the Fantails as a feeder system for newbies, no-one imagined that he was creating a cockfest.
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The Fire Chief and the Elephant
Every past champion knows the real reason why they never want to win the trophy twice and that is the dreaded firetruckers.
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The Rise and Rise of The Burglar
Danny Muftit shot -23 and finished second. Any other year bar 2024 he would have won by at least 7 shots.
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Calypso Collapso
From the highs of becoming only the second player to win twice to the lows of having to be on the lookout for cock.
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Pond Betting Turns to Flood
A massive betting plunge on Steve Pond has forced the TAB to stop taking any bets on the new favourite.
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2024 Steve McSofty
Steve McSofty bounced back in impressive fashion after being kicked out of his motel room by the Sytherins.
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