Magpie Tom

Ground Control to Magpie Tom
Ground Control to Magpie Tom
Take your gummy bears and put your outerwear on
Ground Control to Magpie Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing tee off, remember the coaching (five, four, three)
Check your feet and may Chur’s love be with you (two, one, liftoff)

This is Ground Control to Magpie Tom
You’ve really made the grade
Woodley wants to know what the shirt is this year
Now it’s time to leave the golf cart if you dare
“This is Magpie Tom to Ground Control
I’m stepping on the tee
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the course looks very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a golf cart
Far above the world
Moose Lodge is very blue
And I wouldn’t mind a poo

Though I drove past one hundred metres
I’m feeling very weird
And I think my golf cart knows which way to go
Tell Chur I love him very much he knows
Ground Control to Magpie Tom
Your golf cart’s stopped, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Magpie Tom?
Can you hear me, Magpie Tom?
Can you hear me, Magpie Tom?
Can you “Here, I’ve sliced it into Moose Lodge lounge bar
Far above the green
Moose Lodge looks very new
And I’ve gone and done a poo”