Stokes Storms Home!

— FALCONS SHOCKED AS THE PEOPLE SPEAK OUT  —

As the world takes a collective gasp of disbelief in what has happened with the rise and rise of the comb-over, back in New Zealand John, call me The Don Stokes has completed his rise to power as the new leader of The Falcons.

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“I’m so happy to take my rightful place at the top of the tree and shake up the foundations of a team known for vast wealth but not much else.

I feel that I can put my stamp on making this team great again. There’s so much that’s needed to be done to MAKE THE FALCONS GREAT AGAIN.

Firstly and most importantly, I really wanted to change the team name to The Eagles but my designer couldn’t find the font so I sacked him!”

Falcon Red it is.

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