Swans Achieve Greatness

The Swans have become the greatest team of all time boasting no less than six champions in their starting eight. Such is their cold-hearted one-eyed southern charm they have written a charter that only returning champions are allowed into the team.

Many pros are picking the Swans to emulate the great Magpie team of 2008 and go through the tournament unbeaten. This goes against what the Fantasy Woodpecker pundits are saying with only 10% picking Horsley and Blackwell (pictured) to win the 1st fourball.

Nevertheless on local courses without the lengthy travel usually associated with the Swans and The Woodpecker, they are undoubtedly the team to beat.


Concerns about Nikolai

If the Swans are said to have a weakness then it is probably their rear gunner, Nikolai Milliczup. When asked recently about the Swans and their winning streak he said:

“Have unlimited vision under it. Have enthusiasm and faith in what it can do. Without this vision you will become discouraged with the situation at hand; with it you will know that with it all things are possible. Beginning with things as they are and having the vision of what it can do, has made the Swans an unbeatable team. 10,000 hours in 10,000 days.”