Swans hit rock bottom

The once mighty Swans have hit an all-time low to be ranked to worst team ever. Once regarded as the GOAT (now the 2008 Magpies), the Swans have become a laughing stock without their inspiration leader John Weak. With Blackwell a slither of the leader Weak was, and with star player Blackwell suffering acute tinea, the Swans finished a distant last in 2018 and it’s hard to see them improving anytime soon.

“I think we’ve outgrown the Woodpecker Danny!”