The Horks formerly known as The Horks The Slitherins The Hillbilies Alan’s Boyz have once again changed their name and released a new brand in an effort to attract a younger fan base.
“Ooooo I just looove the smell of Magpies in the morning – look at those sexy moobs!”
Gay porn star Hugh Bonding (and the new face of the Horks) said that it was time to put the X into the Horks. “We want to be known as the team that everyone wants to mate. We want to go one step further than most sports franchises and actually have sex with our fans.
The hunx from the Horks model their new range of night wear amid rumours that the new brand was in fact created at home by Aaron Hux’s daughter. Horks timber mogul and financier Myke Bollok is looking into the $50,000 invoice he received for brand development after his Accounts staff raised concerns that it was on Tremains stationery.
