The Only True Falcons (Besides Bonding)

Long term lovers John Loveanich and Dean Brownarse met and fell in love after Brownarse won Lovanich’s golf tournament in Greymouth in 2005. 

Loveanich, a Saffron Anal Oil philanthropist that made his money from Anal Fissures relief said he loved his product as it gave him and his lovers room to explore on nights in.

Brownarse’s former lover Alaine Hunks is said to be so besotted with him that he still sleeps with a photo of him taken after he won the prestigious 2005 tournament.

To be continued . . .