After the shock arrest of Malachy Sickman in an undercover ‘adult entertainment’ bust, the pale, stale and male Magpies shocked the Woodpecker world by drafting in ‘Trish’ as a replacement.

Former champion Craig Sudoku has taken the final operative step and will line up with the 2020 Pies as Trish.

Magpies mental skills coach Darren Stalone had this say: “Our open and inclusive approach has always been part of our winning culture. I’ve briefed the team on the correct use of gender pronouns.”

“They was a great golfer back in the day and they will be a powerful part of the pies in 2020. Welcome home Trish.”