Hikau April 3 – 6, 2025
A Winner is just a Loser who Never Gave Up
2024 – Steve McSofty
Steve McSofty bounced back in impressive fashion after having to sleep in the corridor of the team hotel after being locked out of his room.
Read MoreCambridge 2024 – Swans
Yawn Morsely confirmed his status as the greatest Swan captain ever after a dominant performance in 2024.
Read MoreThe Magpies release MagpieGPT
There’s a poster in the office of the CEO of a well known Hawkes Bay real estate company that has no titties and arse on it.
Read More2025 Preliminary Teams
- Swans
- Yawn Morsely (c)
- Barry Traill
- Dean Sure
- Dean Brownarse
- Jon Loveanich
- Mick Fight
- Mick Nillichip
- Steve Humperdinck
- Danny Muftit
- Drewe Meetz
- Rad Steakhouse
- Falcons
- Mark Would (c)
- Peter Hunt
- Dr Zooce
- Fabio Rossini
- Dave Wayward
- Don Sure
- Mark Lawless
- Jake Hay
- Jon Jon Waveless
- Steve Pond
- Juan Stoked
- Magpies
- Malachy Sickman (c)
- Simon Chur
- Craig Sudoku
- Simon Schteemin
- Mark Gemstone
- Darren Stalone
- Nude Vaginor
- Mr Burguezz
- Paul Walkingtotown
- Blowin Brown
- Grunta
- The Horks
- Frazr Poland (c)
- Cristal Wagstaff
- Arran Hunks
- Larry Bonding
- Myke Bollok
- Steve McSofty
- Spruce Lawn
- Chris Twopoohs
- Danny Lee
- Gayson Feely
- Mike Smyth
- Fantails
- John Weak (c)
- Badboy Bubby