Hikau April 3 – 6, 2025

A Winner is just a Loser who Never Gave Up

2024 – Steve McSofty

Steve McSofty bounced back in impressive fashion after having to sleep in the corridor of the team hotel after being locked out of his room.

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Cambridge 2024 – Swans

Yawn Morsely confirmed his status as the greatest Swan captain ever after a dominant performance in 2024.

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The Magpies release MagpieGPT

There’s a poster in the office of the CEO of a well known Hawkes Bay real estate company that has no titties and arse on it.

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2025 Preliminary Teams

  • Swans
  • Yawn Morsely (c)
  • Barry Traill
  • Dean Sure
  • Dean Brownarse
  • Jon Loveanich
  • Mick Fight
  • Mick Nillichip
  • Steve Humperdinck
  • Danny Muftit
  • Drewe Meetz
  • Rad Steakhouse
  • Falcons
  • Mark Would (c)
  • Peter Hunt
  • Dr Zooce
  • Fabio Rossini
  • Dave Wayward
  • Don Sure
  • Mark Lawless
  • Jake Hay
  • Jon Jon Waveless
  • Steve Pond
  • Juan Stoked
  • Magpies
  • Malachy Sickman (c)
  • Simon Chur
  • Craig Sudoku
  • Simon Schteemin
  • Mark Gemstone
  • Darren Stalone
  • Nude Vaginor
  • Mr Burguezz
  • Paul Walkingtotown
  • Blowin Brown
  • Grunta
  • The Horks
  • Frazr Poland (c)
  • Cristal Wagstaff
  • Arran Hunks
  • Larry Bonding
  • Myke Bollok
  • Steve McSofty
  • Spruce Lawn
  • Chris Twopoohs
  • Danny Lee
  • Gayson Feely
  • Mike Smyth
  • Fantails
  • John Weak (c)
  • Badboy Bubby