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2024 – Steve McSofty
Steve McSofty bounced back in impressive fashion after having to sleep in the corridor of the team hotel after being locked out of his room.
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2023 – Nude Vaginor
He iti hau marangai e tū te pāhokahoka – Just like a rainbow after the storm, success follows failure.
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2022 – Long Strokes
Juan I love how you have broken the mould and now anyone can be a double champ.
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2021 – Darren Stalone
Darren Stallone finally showed his true burglar potential with a comfortable win in Martinborough.
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2020 – Mark Gemstone
Gemstone finally achieved Woodpecker champion status after what seems like a decade of chances that were at his mercy.
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2019 – Long Strokes
Falcon captain Lon Strokes became the 21st different player to win the Johnny Woodpecker holding off Magpie captain and favourite Mark Gemstone by one stroke.
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2018 – Don Sure
It was only a matter of time before Don won, after watching 352,000 golf coaching videos on YouTube.
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2017 – Myke Bollok
The Meaning of Bollocks something rubbish a falsehood or series of lies a Wagstaff scorecard something great the best …
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2016 – Simon Schteemin
Trumpmain Leads Blackwash Day 1 – Fourballs Alaine Hunks Frazr Poland Drewe Meetz Steve Pond Peta Hunt Dave Wayward …
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2015 – Alaine Hunks
Hunks Leads Hawx Alaine Hunks cemented the Hawx place as one of the greatest teams ever in the Johnny …
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2014 – Frazr Poland
Holland wins with day to spare And that was that. A game of two rounds. Magpies sack Malone – …
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2013 – Larry Bonding
Bonding leads Hawx An inspirational back nine on the final day by Hawx star Larry Bonding resulted in his …
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2012 – Dave Wayward
No combovers prevail Moving back faster than a Taradale innkeeper’s hairline, staff at Auckland’s venereal (sic) Titirangi Golf Course …
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2011 Fabio Rossini
Year of The Cat After a round of golf at one of the world’s finest golf courses, there was …
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2010 Yawn Morsely
Stan becomes the Man An afternoon of surfing at the legendary Wainui beach, followed by a quiet Barbie, some …
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2009 – Malachy Sickman
Malachy Mivnan became the first player to win the Johnny Woodpecker Memorial Trophy on the first day after the greatest round of his life.
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2008 Craig Sudoku
Sid Steals the Show “Sydney? – I thought Larry had moved to Melbourne” “No. Sid – it’s Sid – a …
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2007 – Peta Hunt
Sun Shines on Hunt Peta Hunt experienced the best second third fourth fifth greatest day of his life as he became the 9th different …
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2006 Dr Zooce
The Doctor Delivers In one of those extraordinary moments in sport where fate takes control Dr Zooce ghosted his …
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2005 – Dean Brownarse
Blackwell Beats the Odds Another bolter from the unglamorous end of the field has stepped up to take the …
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2004 Jon Loveanich
Oil Baron too Slick Jon Loveanich, the mega rich Olive Oil magnate from Lincoln walked away from Balmacewan Golf …
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2003 Deane Sure
Masters a Shaw Thing The Potmeister teed off in the JWMGC part V as the reigning champion. His tee …
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2002 – Cristal Wagstaff
Potty goes Potty for Win A record field of 22 gathered for Johnny Woodpecker IV. Reigning champ and host …
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1999 Weak : 2000 Traill : 2001 Chur
I roto i nga ra wawe i runga i te Johnny Woodpecker , taea te botherd kahore tetahi ki …
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