Yawn Morsely confirmed his status as the greatest Swan captain ever after a dominant performance in 2024.
Rumours abound that he was sacked back in 2012 by John Weak resulting in the Swans looking to send Weak to the Fantails for 2025 as punsihment for not turning up in 2024. When asked why he would be omitted, Morsely said “We love Weak, even with his receding calf muscles, but we need to look to the future and the future is higher handicapped players.
Just look at Humperdinck – he shot 73, the greatest individual round ever seen in the history of the Johnny Woodpecker, yet he still lost to Falcon burglar Wayward.”
