Cambridge 2024 – Swans

Yawn Morsely confirmed his status as the greatest Swan captain ever after a dominant performance in 2024.

Rumours abound that he was sacked back in 2012 by John Weak resulting in the Swans sending Weak to the Fantails for 2025. When asked why he was omitted, Morsely said “We love Weak, even with his receding calf muscles, but we need to look at the future and that is higher handicap players.

Just look at Humperdinck – he shot 73, the greatest individual round ever seen in the history of the Johnny Woodpecker, yet he still lost to a Falcon burglar Wayward.”

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