Falcons – Johnny Woodpecker

Pond Betting Turns to Flood

March 10, 2026February 25, 2025 by woodleynz

A massive betting plunge on Steve Pond has forced the TAB to stop taking any bets on the new favourite.

March 18, 2026February 26, 2026 by woodleynz

Friends of the Falcons say that they’re farked without their high handicappers to provide burglar cover in a tight recesssion.

February 28, 2026March 11, 2023 by woodleynz

Inspirational new captain Jon Jon Wavish becomes the first ever Falcon captain to win on debut.

February 28, 2026January 19, 2023 by woodleynz

Jon Jon Waveless has taken over the captaincy of the Falcons with Jake Hay moving to a talent identification role.

March 4, 2025March 11, 2022 by woodleynz

Juan I love how you have broken the mould and now anyone can be a double champ.

February 28, 2026February 2, 2018 by woodleynz

Fabio Rossini said they were delighted to sign someone of Lawless’s calibre but said it had nothing to do with the golf.

February 28, 2026March 1, 2017 by woodleynz

Long Strokes became the first Falcon captain since Fraser Moors to win the team’s event.

March 2, 2025March 3, 2015 by woodleynz

We review the chances of each team winning the Fraser Moors Memorial trophy and highlight each teams weakness.

March 1, 2025March 2, 2008 by woodleynz

Alaine Hunks explains the how the Hawx rallied around McSofty after he failed a drugs test (he was deemed negative).

February 28, 2026March 2, 2006 by woodleynz

Like the V-neck Warriors there looks likely to be a salary (handi) cap review of the defending champion Falcons.