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WhatsApp Handicapping Debarcle

March 3, 2025February 16, 2023 by woodleynz

After 25 years of the status quo and if it ain’t broke, the Mosquito and the Falcons look to change history.

Categories News Tags Handicaps

An Ode to the Handicaps

March 3, 2025January 18, 2023 by woodleynz

Hail you Capulet contrivers, supporters of NZGA sageness, cut me not to the quick with your sharp penned reduction.

Categories Magpies, News Tags Handicaps, Magpies, Nude Major

Handicaps of The Woodpecker

March 2, 2025March 3, 2015 by woodleynz

We review the chances of each team winning the Fraser Moors Memorial trophy and highlight each teams weakness.

Categories Falcons, Hawx, Magpies, News, Swans Tags Falcons, Handicaps, Hawx, Slyhterins, Swans

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